Recently The Donald called Pete Alfred E. Neuman. We thought Pete feigned knowledge of the What – Me Worry kid when he said he had to look it up. As the cite says, Alfred has shown up in various places in public view. We have, however, changed our mind about generational awareness.
One of our alumni magazines recently had a cover story on a young woman with the title Fearless Leader. To us that term only mean one thing, this guy, the dictator of Pottsylvania and employer of Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. The cartoon series about Rocky and Bullwinkle (it had several names) led to several movies. Fearless Leader was once played by Robert De Niro. It (now The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle) is even an Amazon Video series.
Sidebar One: We know we are going to go to Amazon tonight to see the new version. It will be easy to be disappointed because the old version was so great. Our expectations relate to our cultural awareness. The original reflected our culture. It is unlikely that the new one will. End Sidebar One.
The publication lists lots of alums on the editorial masthead with graduation dates.
Sidebar Two: We were going to say we needed an editor but were pretty sure that the phase had mast in it. When we tried editorial mast we got a result. So we will do without an editor for a little longer. End Sidebar Two.
Only one person on the masthead (1997) is from the last century. We have come to the conclusion that cultural memory doesn’t last because culture is so fractured and changes so fast that old stuff goes down the memory hole increasingly quickly. It is no surprise that recent graduates would make such a faux pas. We can’t keep up with the current culture. It is not surprising that Pete and the rest have such little recollection of ours. We should be understanding of each other’s lack of knowledge.