Thanks to Ramesh Ponnuru we stumbled upon Mark Bittman’s piece, Why Not Utopia, in the NYT. We are convinced that it is not satire but if it is it is brilliantly done. Ponnuru picks his favorite sentence as
In the long run we know that we’ll make the transition from capitalism to some less destructive and hopefully more just system.
We will go with the classic Marx was right but Communism hasn’t been tried yet:
There was Karl Marx, whose analysis was largely correct but whose reputation was soiled by the alternatives developed in his name.
Our voting was very close so you will probably find a different winner. Read it. Not because you will ever get that ten minutes back but read it because this, it appears, is what enough people believe to have it show up in the NYT. You can feel superior and be forewarned at the same time. And it it turns out it was satire then we can all breath a little easier.